Convention of Statesmen


Oh Crap! She's Up!

The other day a girlfriend sent me a really cute email, you know the kind, the ones that get forwarded on to EVERYONE and something dire will happen if you don't share. But this one had the cutest line that she said reminded her of me.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
the floor each morning the devil says:
"Oh Crap, She's up!"

I really hope the liberals think that every time they see me active on the internet. Every time they hear me speaking on the radio or speaking in public at universities, colleges and conservative gatherings. Every time I post something new on my blog. Every time I write a political email or make a phone call shining a light on the travesties occurring in the name of government in America. Oh yeah, and I hope the devil thinks that too. Cause I'm purchasing front line tickets for the butt kicking he's going to get from Michael!

I was in the car for awhile yesterday, running errands for my new boss. Oh, I still work for the other company too, but I took another job to supplement that income and make things easier at home. So yes, I have two full-time jobs and continue to write. It's all good. I'm enjoying myself.

Anyway, I was listening to Sean Hannity and a gentleman called and wanted Sean and the rest of us to give Obama a chance. I guess this gentleman hasn't noticed what Obama has done with his first four weeks in office:

Not first, but certainly one of the most important, Obama has spent almost $1 TRILLION dollars in just four weeks. Oh yeah, I can still hear the liberals screaming how much Republicans spent while in power. And yes, moderate Republicans emulated their Democrat counterparts and went crazy with taxpayer money. Shame, triple shame on them. But right now, Obama and his puppet Democrats have put all previous politicians to shame by passing and signing into law the Recovery Act. $1 TRILLION and it only took 31 days. And he says he's not done. Economists are indicating this Recovery Act will ultimately cost the American taxpayers over $3 TRILLION! 1,429 days left in Obama's presidency, let's see:

52 weeks x 4 = 208 weeks. It took him 4 weeks to spend $1 TRILLION and he's indicated there's more spending to come. Taking the numbers given above, if Obama continues in this vein while devastating the small business owners, removes all possibility of income for domestic energy sources and keeping us dependent on foreign oil, largely from terrorist nations, taking money from taxpayers and giving it to those who pay no taxes at all, opening our borders and allowing the continuous stream of illegal aliens to pour over the border taking our jobs while Americans continue to lose jobs at alarming rates . . . uhm: 208 divided by 4=52, and 52-4=48, and 48 divided by 4 = 12 x $1 trillion = $12 TRILLION, assuming the costs will continue in the same vein: $12 trillion x 3 = $36 freakin' TRILLION!

That's just taking his first four weeks in office and adding up the numbers should he continue in the same vein, which he says he's going to.

Our GDP is not well balanced with our debt, which thanks to Obama and the Dems, is now over $10 trillion, and the Dems will put us $46 TRILLION IN DEBT by 2012.

The American taxpayer is expected to take care of themselves despite all the roadblocks and obstacles Obama is putting in the way. They are also expected to take care of the deadbeats, as well as those who truly do need help. They are also expected to take care of the 30,000,000 plus illegal aliens and their immediate and extended relatives in their home nations while being taxed into the poorhouse.

So tell me this, Obama. How is it exactly you expect the American taxpayer to pay for your excess? You didn't create a stimulus package with your Democrat hooligans. Instead you created a monstrosity which killed the Republic and ushered in Socialism. You and your friends ladened it with pork, call it whatever you want it's still pork, and earmarks which had nothing to do with stimulating the economy.

Yesterday, or was it the day before, you pontificated about how you, the savior, the Anointed One, are going to save the American homeowner. But only those who purchased homes under false pretenses are going to be helped. Those who saved money, pinching pennies and depriving themselves of the luxuries of life so that they could get into their own home . . . those Americans aren't getting help from you at all, although they too are in trouble because of interests rates. You are only helping the deadbeats, not true Americans.

So again, mon président, how do you expect the American taxpayer to pay for your little bill? Oh, that's right, you expect our grandchildren to pay for it. And in order to make sure our grandchildren could pay for this monstrosity of debt, you eradicated a free republic and replaced with it socialism which hasn't worked any country, EVER! Not one nation, in the history of the world, excelled and grew under a socialist or communist government. You've killed capitalism. You've killed free enterprise. You've made promises to drive those who mine for precious energy sources into bankruptcy. You've spent and spent and spent, and it's only been 31 days.

You've left no way for our grandchildren to ever hope to have a chance at paying this bill. Of course that's maybe what you were raised to do, Obama. Spend, spend, spend and let someone us else pay for it. Me? I was raised to spend what I could afford and no more. I was raised to be financially responsible. I was raised to keep my spending below my income and save money for a rainy day. I was raised to take responsibility for my life, my actions, my problems. But apparently you weren't. Because you've robbed our children and grandchildren of their future while demanding those states who were fiscally responsible give up their rainy day funds and surplus and give it to those states who spent erratically or kowtowed to illegal aliens and environmentalists. Great. Good job. The lesson you teach? Be a deadbeat. Make others take care of you. That's what a "real" man or woman does.

Oh, you don't think that's what you're saying? Okay, that may not be what you're saying but your actions are screaming it loud and clear for everyone to hear.

So every morning, Barack Obama, you wake up and say, "Oh crap! She's up!" Because I will be fighting every minute of every day to wrench the free America you are choking to death from your hands and restore the republic established by our founding fathers. I will gather conservatives and Americans who have come to the realization that they were hoodwinked by you and we will take Congress back and we will take the White House back.

And a note to the Republicans? Screw up this chance again and I will launch that new political party and I will put both the Democrats and the Republicans out of business. As Republicans, you will hold to the conservative values of God-loving Americans and understand that America will survive only if those governing her will hold to those conservative values. Each candidate will be thoroughly vetted by me, by Mitt Romney's Free and Strong America and a few other trusted sources.

Michael Steele this is a warning to you. Restore the Republican party to those conservative values or I will devastate the rolls of the Republican Party. I will pull every single conservative from every walk of life and religion and we will rise up and restore a free America.

To the corporate CEOs and officers of all businesses, be you pharmaceuticals or oil barons, you will take this chance Americans will give you and you will give back. You will take care of the lands you use and the people who work to put your paycheck in your wallet. You will honor the advance of technology and continue to look to the future. You WILL NOT suppress technologies and medicines which will improve quality of life in all areas, including being wise stewards of the earth.

To the environmentalists: Back off until you get some common sense. People were given stewardship over the earth, but NOT to the exclusion of human beings. Yes, you may challenge corporations who are poisoning the earth and I will support you. But I WILL NOT SUPPORT the saving of prairie dogs to the destruction of ranches and farms. I will not support saving the polar bear so America can continue sending between $400 and $700 million dollars a day (I've seen both numbers) into enemy hands. I will not demand deserts and arctic wastelands be left alone so Americans can pay $8.00/gal. (Obama's desire) and reduce their quality of life. Because of idiots like you, I can't visit my widowed mother enough to make sure she's okay. So here's the main clue: You may take care of the earth but not to the exclusion of mankind and certainly not so that states' can spend billions of dollars a year fighting the fires caused by your insistence that nothing in forests, woods and mountains be touched. Keep that up, and we'll start sending the bills to you. In fact, start sending the bills to them now. Why waste time?

And to my fellow Americans, enough is enough. We must stand up. It is time. Through complacency, of one level or another, we have allowed this situation to occur. It is time to own up to what we did wrong and then make it right.

2010 is when the first salvo will be fired across the enemy's metaphorical bow. Start now. Research the politicians of your state. The one's who are not voting conservatively must go. The ones who do not respond and treat you, their constituents, with arrogance and carelessness, must go. Those who sell America down the river to cater to the whims of a capricious world, must go. Both on the state and federal levels. Begin there. If you do not know how, please email me, I will help you.

Use this simple formula: If you make $1,000 a month, you cannot spend $5,000. If you have a politician promoting that (and yes, Washington, D.C. is literally lousy with them right now) then it's time to give that politician the boot! We are not Europe. We don't want to be Europe. Our ancestors ran away from Europe because they had been screwing things up for centuries. Freedom only truly existed, was literally born, once the Declaration of Independence was signed and the figurative, and literal, "in your face" was given to King George.

The Declaration of Independence: A Transcription

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen United States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

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