I had to share, this was so funny! Thanks, Donna!
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
President Hillary Clinton? Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!
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LOVE IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL...Silly!
ReplyDeleteCandace, how have you been?
That is hillarious! Very happy to read this, glad you posted it.
ReplyDeleteHow totally hilarious! That's my second laugh for the day. My first laugh (laughs, actually) began as I posted some highly humorous word jokes on my blog. Go check 'em out and see what you think.
ReplyDeleteGreat joke! I hope it comes true! ;-)
ReplyDeleteCandice, I also love the political stuff you post, stories and news tidbits that I don't hear anywhere else. You're like Rush or O'Reilly in that regard. THANK YOU! Romney is getting the shaft everywhere, it's so frustrating. And his experience and record are just ignored.
Gotta email you about me and another LDS writer gal from Iceland who will be in Provo for BYU's graduation in April. Any chance we could meet other Utah writers for dinner or a schmooze?
Jeri - Isn't it great?
ReplyDeleteJen - Hanging in there getting ready for Alvin's transplant. We'll be at the Murray hospital all day this upcoming Wednesday for a myriad of tests. Getting closer all the time.
Joeprah - happy to do it. It still gives me the giggles every time I think about it.
Anne - loved the jokes on your blog today. Glad the one I posted made you laugh too.
Kimberly - wow, that's a huge compliment! Thank you. I blog what is catching my fancy at the moment, obviously politics and religion are at center stage right now. But writing and reading are creeping back up. I'm immersed in reading the finalists for the Whitney Awards in order to get my vote in on time.
Candace, you gotta know this was a huge hit at my house. As a mom of 2 Marines, I can gaurantee that the Marine loved giving the reply as much as the guy loved hearing it!
ReplyDeleteLove ya and prayers for Alvin and his transplant. I remember when my daddy got his transplant a few years ago- amazing what science can do and so thankful that we live in a time when these miracles happen.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
ReplyDeleteHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
Thanks for sharing, Candace!
Ha ha ha ha!!! love it. Hope all goes well with the transplant.
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